Even the spandex blend can be unforgiving...

As I'm getting dressed this morning, trying to make sure I find a shirt long enough to go with the pants I'm wearing, I noticed something odd - in the butt area...something not right...hm...really, no, no...is that what I think it is (and not what your probably thinking.)

Yup. I did it. Well, how about that, I blew the seam outta the ass of my pants.

I go into the bathroom and look at my husband..."Would you say that you've reached a low point in your life when you realize that you've blown the seam outta the ass of your pants? I mean, is that a low enough low that I should now be realizing perhaps I need to change something in my life?"

His response...

"Well, that's low, but not the lowest of the low. Lowest of the low would have been walking out of the house like that and having someone else point it out to you."

Yeah, that's just a tad bit lower.

Sigh. They were relatively new pants, too.

A moment of silence, please.