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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

David Hasselhoff is crying!!

Two hours later and about all the pop tarts a person can handle...

Taylor Hicks wins American Idol.

The phone rings, it's my best friend calling, and at the same time we both scream into the phone...

DAVID HASSELHOFF IS CRYING!!!!!!!!!

It's prolly cause he's on deck now to sit through 20 or so weeks (give or take a few) of judging America's Got Talent. However, if there is any part of you questioning the man's ability to be in the know, please reference the song Hot Shot City. It's particularily good.