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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Bush Welcomes Hu to White House

Who?

President Hu of China…

What?

No, Hu. Wha Cheong Tai is a Chinese company punished with economic sanction for selling arms to Iran.

When?

No, Hu. Wen is the Premier of the State Council of the People's Republic of China. Took office in 2003

Where?

No, Hu! Wei is an ancient Chinese name for Japan..

Why?

No, Hu! You’re thinking of Wai Lin, the journalist/Chinese agent from that Bond film, Tommorow Never Dies.

How?

No, Hu!! Ho Chi Minh’s like from the 1970’s – Vietnam, man.

1 Comments:

Blogger Chez T said...

But, Bill Gates' on first.

8:35 AM  

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