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Friday, April 07, 2006

Pedal to the Metal

Friend Amy just picked up a new car this week with a KICK ASS stereo. I mean it’s a ‘you hear things you’ve never heard before, soooo gonna get you pulled over’ KICK-ASS stereo. To demo the unit to me (heh, heh I said unit) she plugged in some Metallica which was, of course, head bangingly awesome…but then with a giggle and to really display the unit’s capabilities (heh, heh I said unit again) she snuck in and cranked up a little Copacabana on me. Ting, Ting, Ting – Ta, Ting-Ting, Ta-Ting… We looked at each other, bonded in the moment, and without hestiation started to conga in our seats in the driveway.

Her name was Lola…

So, it got me to thinking...one, I soooo want a new car (not in love with the Liberty, sorry Jeep folks) and two…what song or songs could in theory get me pulled over. While I am probably just as likely to get asked for my license and registration to “Sweet Caroline” on any random day, I’ll try to maintain a standard here and limit my submissions to those songs that not only could get me pulled over, but would probably make for an awesome set list in your local strip club.

In no particular order:

Wild Side – Motley Crue
Fantasy – Aldo Nova
Twilight Zone – Golden Earring
Jamie’s Crying – Van Halen
You’ve Got Another Thing Coming – Judas Priest
Thunderstruck – AC/DC
Still of the Night – Whitesnake
Welcome to the Jungle – Guns & Roses
Do Ya Wanna Touch Me – Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Kickstart My Heart – Motley Crue
Everybody Wants You - Billy Squier

More to come as I think of them. Even a workin' girl deserves a pee break every hour or so...

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